Pants 0. Shit 1.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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