dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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