guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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