AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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