dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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