whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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