I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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