Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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