Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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