I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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