i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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