We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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