Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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