Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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