a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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