My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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