YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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