bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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