she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm bleeding and have questions
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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