spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
