I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Randomize
