you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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