There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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