i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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