Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
