I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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