I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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