The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We talked him into tasing himself.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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