doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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