Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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