He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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