for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.