So how was he last night?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do