i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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