I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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