Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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