He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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