I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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