I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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