i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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