You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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