i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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