went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
