Banned from zoo.
Again?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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