he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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