I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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