Duck Duck Cougar?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.