I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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