You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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