Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.