Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
it's like iHOP with fire
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants