I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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