Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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