plz talk dirty to me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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