That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
His nipple licking is glorious
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