He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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