how can u be prego again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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