it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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